April 2013
fatwink:
we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin
joshvongrimm:
petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes
deadlyspoons:
sammysbedhead:
sammysbedhead:
sammysbedhead:
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
its leaves
WAIT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
dude calm down its ok
i haven’t had my first kiss yet but thanks to fanfic i at least know how to give a blowjob
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
pararmore:
boys (✿◠‿◠)
cute boys (✿◠‿◉)
cute boys with good music taste (✿◉◡◉)
stoopeh:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
this website is a collection of life’s rejects
favorite character: dead
cumberlord:
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
mastermindbyakuyatogami:
in english (UK) you dont really say “i love you” you say “ill bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mum” which is closer to “i’ll beat you up”, i love that, “i’ll beat you up”
mewtoot:
sometimes i think about going on a violent rampage at school but then i remember that i apologize whenever somebody else bumps into me
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
