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itsallforthesakeoflove: I love you

fatwink:

we’re not true friends until I’ve sent you a pic of my double chin

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joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

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deadlyspoons:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

what does a tree do when it wants to leave

its leaves

WAIT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC

dude calm down its ok

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i haven’t had my first kiss yet but thanks to fanfic i at least know how to give a blowjob

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wearetheatlcrowd: “There’s a few things that I’ve learnt whilst existing on planet earth for the last 21 years, they are as follows. Number 1: do not worry about the opposite sex too much and the whole love thing, because for some people you will meet the person you’ll marry when you’re young and that’s fucking sweet and congratulations on that. But some of us will be under that false illusion and a few months later realise that, that person is a dick. And then you’ll think ‘what was the point I should have just gone out with my mates.’ Talking of mates, if you’re lucky enough to have a set of good friends then a piece of advice which will go a long way; do not under any circumstances think it’s cool to fuck over your friends, it’s not a good idea. People that do that will leave this world the same way they came in it and that’s on their fucking own and you don’t want to be that person.” - Josh Franceschi Reckless intro.

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

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pararmore:

boys (✿◠‿◠)

cute boys (✿◠‿◉)

cute boys with good music taste (✿◉◡◉)

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